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Ha Ha HaJa Ja Ja

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True.

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But I don't think Beyoncé was ever mentioned on Seinfeld.

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Pretty sure J'aRon is the delivery guy for Shake Shack, and that's the only reason Conway has seen him around the West Wing.

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i swear to sweet monkey christ I have no idea why in the actual FUCK KellyAnne is still invited on the sunday shows. what the fuck does anyone get out of her going out to lie every goddamn week?

I am unreasonably pissed off about this.

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Well played.

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Hey, they got one! His name's Qh'evvhne. He's a white guy and it's pronounced "Kevin," but if they use an ethnicky-looking spelling from now on 's'all good, right?

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"If all you have in your kitchen drawers are some plastic forks that came with your GrubHub orders, you don't actually have silverware."

I will feel guilty, but I know I will eventually steal this.

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I'd say give Ms. Conway a break. She had probably watched the Key and Peele "Substitute Teacher" routine in the past but in the heat of the interview, she couldn't come up with A'A'ron

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Whatever floats your boat....

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How about Captain Obvious?

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How much ya got? We'll need to hit up Target for things to smash.

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White privilege.

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They'd knock up the other women staffers and deal drugs to all of them on the way through to Hot-lanta.

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Except "not unexpected" or maybe "no shit Sherlock"

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This needs no words from me:

CNNNone of President Donald Trump's senior White House officials are black.Only a handful of his senior staff are of Latino, Asian or Arab descent, according to a CNN review of 48 senior White House officials. Instead, the President is being advised by a senior White House staff that is overwhelmingly white.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08...

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