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Not many people know he was a Republican...

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Hasn't had her first cup of covfefe yet?

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Yes, and yours likely didn't come from a Crackerjack box.

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The story goes that, after Caligula was assassinated by his own guards, the Roman Senate debated whether to remove the horse from its rolls. One Senator allegedly remarked that, in that the horse took no bribes, gave no bad advice and never killed anyone, it was better than most Senators.

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Nowhere. Anything Trump says is only to rile up the base and can be instantly denied whenever it becomes inoperative. Like all fascists, he uses speech only to destroy the possibility of dialogue.

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You can't say "oh don't listen to him" about the guy in charge, it doesn't work that way. Lets for a moment pretend he's the CEO because that's what you ignorant douchbags want to think we should pursue: When the CEO speaks, he speaks for the company. Every Goddamn time! When the President speaks he speaks for the Executive branch of United States federal government. Every Goddamn time!

Everything his says is policy that's why he's suppose to mind every Goddamn thing he says all the fucking time and we will not let him run his fucking mouth without calling him on it! He doesn't get special consideration, he will be held to the standards the office demands.

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... I will never forget my Dad saying to me "you should be a lawyer or a politician", and when I asked "why?", he said... "because you can lie so convincingly and with such a straight face." At the time, callow youth that I was, I took it as a compliment.

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... lightly salted rat dicks... twisted into pretzel shapes! Everybody's happy!

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.... ZZ Top?

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No squirrel. No squirrel. You're the squirrel.

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KAC's face is simply a reflection of what lies inside.

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That is my fear. People like trump are the most dangerous when they are wounded and cornered. The only ray of hope is if his administration did pull off a false flag incident, trump would get on Twitter and brag about it.

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Very funny and I'll bet pretty close to reality. The only thing wrong with the skit is Kellyanne and her husband wish they looked that good.

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The President speaks for The United States of America. His clown college of stooge-advisors speak for the Executive Branch, albeit badly.

So yes, pay attention to his tweets. Pay lots and lots of attention. Lots of it. Lots.

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I like to remind my conservative friends that Randy Rainbow and Ted Nugent share something in common. Neither will ever be in the rock and roll hall of fame.

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While you libruls were bitching about every little thing , real 'Muricans were celebrating the President signing a piece of paper that would mean something and be a rule or something if it weren't for the Constitution and stuff..... and look, just look at the diversity here. A CANADIAN CUBAN fer Christs sake. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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