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"Heavens, no, says Conway again and again, he just wants Peace Through Strength!"

If she went to see Rogue One, would she identify with the Empire?

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John Oliver shows how old some of that stuff is. The starting bits where he talks about how dated nuclear fears are is depressing, though.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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We. Are. Doomed. Fucking doomed.

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That could be really secure in the current situation. That's a lot of zeroes for Fuckface von Clownstick to get though.

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Right. You put the new ones in the back so the military will grab the old ones first before their sell by date is passed.

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She forget arbeit macht frei.

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Jesus! This guy's the President-Elect, and all he does is play golf all the time!

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Hell, he even buys his wives off the shelf.

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How many millishakes before it's considered playing with yourself?

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Took my son to see The Atomic Cafe when he was around 12. He didn't realize at the time that all the nuclear explosions were real. He thought it was all special effects.

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What about bushes? I heard they were good protection as well.

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I am glad I skipped Rachel last night--I might have had to buy a new TV because I may have not resisted the temptation to throw a heavy object at the screen during Kellyanne's egregious lies

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I already have Netflix, but I would pay to see that.

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We test ours once a week, only it's for tornadoes. There was a time when we were actually worried about getting advanced warning of approaching tornadoes.

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You forgot syphilitic dementia.

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