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MorganHW's avatar

Also, she sported a Jesus fish tramp stamp.

She was soo ewww!

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

...who has been here from day one and has survived all these other people?

Ah, Kellyanne? The ones who were still on the Titanic at the end were NOT the survivors!

Nigel Smoketoomuch's avatar

Kellyanne, Halloween isn't until next week.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

More makeup! My God! There's Just More Makeup!

Angry Hour's avatar

I suspect that her head is solid makeup. It will dissolve entirely if she gets wet.

Robert Wesley Fales's avatar

Talk about "rode hard and put away wet"

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

They just can't stop telling people how to feminist, can they?

Satanic Pancake's avatar

It's a good thing that threatening to use the federal government to investigate someone for annoying you couldn't possibly be misconstrued as an abuse of power, or KAC! might have a bit of a legal problem.

OutOfOrbit's avatar

are you a purity anti-pony?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

How do those two stay married?

kloewent's avatar

She seems to believe she has Michelle Obama arms. I think they cover the mirrors in the White House, only reason for the way the go out in public.

Dr. Rags's avatar

His band was a total automaton; decent music, but every musician had to perform with military stiffness.

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

I think it's a deliberate strategy. They're working both sides of the fence.