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I meant the good old days before Trump. Like the Roman Republic.

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President Kennedy nonetheless had to sign off on the Bay of Pigs. Which he did. Which he regretted deeply. I know the history too, sonny boy.

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I saw Christie was back on the scene over the weekend, too. I wonder what he's thinking? That Kushner has forgotten who prosecuted his dad? As for Mitt, the next visit is the political equivalent of a murderer who looses the rope briefly and repeatedly before finishing off the individual he is in the process of strangling to death. As an added pleasure, Trump will learn to the ounce exactly how much shit the Romney will eat. My guess is that it is size of a meal served at Golden Corral.

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Thanks. She's doing better. But it does suck. And it wouldn't have happened if Hillary had won. I had more fun dropping off her absentee ballot than I did voting myself.

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Remember the good old days when maybe having someone who didn't kiss your ass over everything as an adviser was a good thing? All the "he isn't loyal to the Donald" shit scares the hell out of me.

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They should all be in a cage where they can throw all kinds of shit at each other. I'd watch for a bit....

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Mika pushing the bullshit lie about Hillary questioning whether Obama was born here.

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Oops. Looks like Trump forgot to hit the "Independent Thought Alarm" button in time.

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I WANT OBAMA AS MY DICTATOR NOW I CANNOT WATCH THIS SHITSHOW FOR 4 YEARS OH GOD OH GOD BREATHE BREATHE BREATHE

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Is it sexist for me to suggest that Kellyanne Conway is a twat for constantly apologizing for Trump and making him seem like a palatable candidate?

...Because I'd say the same about Rudy Giuliani, if he weren't a shrieking shitgibbon.

Asking for a -- oh, fuck it.

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"One way or another"? You're not going 2nd Amendment on us, are you?

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Or a co-potted host plant?

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Triggered by Joe Scarborough, no less.

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Judging from the twitter account, that ship's already sailed.

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I trust those three with my car less than I trust any given school recess monitor.

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First, I find it hilarious that Kellyanne is suddenly finding out that the top of the Dumpster's transition team is sexist.

Second, is it weird that when I see Reince Priebus's name, my mind translates it to Rancid Penis?

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