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NellCote71's avatar

Because winter time is so short compared to DST is so much shorter, I don't bother changing two of my more complicated clocks.

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grindstone, Sister Foul Mouth's avatar

Because we're gay-loving, color-inclusive, baby-killing atheists. We're baaaaad people. They've dumbed it down to "conservative = good", "librul = EVILLLE!", and people have bought it.

I talked to my 13-year old just today and we came up with a bunch of metrics (I didn't use that word) for how you could see how a society is faring. Things like crime rate, joblessness, homelessness, graduation rates, infant mortality, etc etc.. Then I told him if someone was trying to convince him with anything other than FACTS, that the facts were out there (for the time being, anyway) and he could make up his own mind.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

She is a latent appliance fetishist, it appears to me.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Especially since it's still plugged in.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

In the words of the great sage Tim Taylor:'Microwave magic. Magic BAD!'Barbecue fire. Fired GOOD!'

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'Th' Kellyanne'll gitcha if ya DON'T WATCH OUT!'

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

How did they get a picture of my hat?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Donnie's Little Sister?

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whitroth's avatar

Newts are cute (except for the black sheep on the newt clan, the Grinch....)

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

That reminds me, I need to clean mine out. Again.

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bluicebank's avatar

Clearly Kellyanne is confused by, and conflating, the cosmic microwave background and Einstein's gravitational lensing. So while we can "see" the microwave background, it cannot see us. Just as well, a large gravity well such as a galaxy cluster can "spy" on objects behind it (from our perspective) and give us an enlarged/distorted image, but the information is useless for modern spycraft purposes.

This is a common mistake made by young students who have no business in a physics class, unless they're wearing a football helmet. Kellyanne didn't wear her helmet.

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JesusWasAHippie's avatar

It told her to "dip the points of (her) truth arrows in honey."

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JesusWasAHippie's avatar

No WMDs, though. They're so nineties.

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BeverlyCrusher'sWig's avatar

I'd like to say she's wrong but the GOP has spent far too much time already investigating events, or let's be real Clinton, despite a clear lack of evidence. https://youtu.be/S7Rjuuk6NAM

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Marsupial's avatar

Maybe she is paying homage (in multiple ways) to the Wise Dr. Ben Carson? Eyes half shut, alternative facts, really bad metaphors, etc.

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cosmiccowgirl's avatar

Kellyanne Conway is a cylon, so of course she suspects toasters, microwaves, and all kitchen appliances.

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