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But they were creating a NEW PARADIGM of pure democracy!

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Only if a traumatized stare into the distance as the howling void slowly consumes you from the inside is one, too! That was my usual reaction to Ken at the end.

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<i>what is the point of anything he writes?</i>

as opposed to what? commenting on a mommy blog about a former editor?

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i don't know, he was pretty cute with saddam hussein.

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true dat. but he's got some pretty brilliantly funny stuff out there too.

brutal but funny.

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I was thinking I want some of his new medication regime.

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CTO at Business Insider.

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Did he ask Satan why Obama also killed that Ben Ghazi guy 1 year ago today?

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And yea I say unto you, they shall raise up the least among them to the highest post and he shall appear as a monkee and shall be called "W".

The sheep shall follow and the lies shall flow like water from the sea. They shall proclaim his deceptions and follow him unto war with the wrong nation.

And Cheney will shoot a guy in the face also, too.

- Lobotomy 9:11

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I guess evil really is banal. I always figured Satan for at least a Towncar or Crown Vic, but a taxi, please.

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Gawker comment: "It's nice to read something (relatively) positive today." Ken is probably in the fetal position from the pain of that "compliment." Positivity?! HIM?! He's just not doing his job anymore!

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...so that is where they exiled Ken Layne too?

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So what position was the Devil applying for?

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He left the Desert Cult Compound for more temperate climes, and I really think getting out of the desert calmed him a bit.

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