This is you right now, if you live in one of the primary states. Oh look, it is another Super Tuesday, because all Tuesdays are Super when you get to engage in DEMOCRACY! Just kidding, Tuesday is the worst day of the week, and everybody knows that, and it doesn't matter that Kentucky and Oregon voters get to do some voting today, because this campaign is interminable and can Barack Obama just declare himself dictator for life and cancel this shitshow once and for all? That would be fine.
Kentucky And Oregon Voting Today, Because Oh My God This Primary Will Never End
Kentucky And Oregon Voting Today, Because Oh…
Kentucky And Oregon Voting Today, Because Oh My God This Primary Will Never End
This is you right now, if you live in one of the primary states. Oh look, it is another Super Tuesday, because all Tuesdays are Super when you get to engage in DEMOCRACY! Just kidding, Tuesday is the worst day of the week, and everybody knows that, and it doesn't matter that Kentucky and Oregon voters get to do some voting today, because this campaign is interminable and can Barack Obama just declare himself dictator for life and cancel this shitshow once and for all? That would be fine.