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bobbert's avatar

"I don't think we're a good fit for this story."

I must remember that one. That is some galactic-class mealy-mouth.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

OK, so it's rednecks who get the guns . . . but who's the target demographic?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Everyone please stand and turn to hymn # 666 You Can Take My Gun From My Cold Dead Hands.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Remember when the wingers were all worked up that mosques (supposedly) were full of armed terrorists?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

ISWYDT, And It Was Good

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Stand Your Cloud

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Come for the guns, stay for the Cool Ranch Communion!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Kentucky Baptist Convention</i>

Don't Reform, Reload!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ikea has them; part of their Iebüs line.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Can't not <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=AfuK_KJTRyg" target="_blank">post this. </a>

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The Quirk's avatar

As He said in His sermon, "For I was unarmed, and you locked and loaded Me."

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The Quirk's avatar

If He could turn wine into His blood, what could He do w/ coke?

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The Quirk's avatar

Not if you have to spend it in Kentucky.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Ye shall know them by their fruits.

And nuts.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Aw, good gawd, y'all. I have no snark for this. Just. . . . Your move, Florida.

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