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bobbert's avatar

"I don't think we're a good fit for this story."

I must remember that one. That is some galactic-class mealy-mouth.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

OK, so it's rednecks who get the guns . . . but who's the target demographic?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Everyone please stand and turn to hymn # 666 You Can Take My Gun From My Cold Dead Hands.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Remember when the wingers were all worked up that mosques (supposedly) were full of armed terrorists?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Come for the guns, stay for the Cool Ranch Communion!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Kentucky Baptist Convention</i>

Don't Reform, Reload!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ikea has them; part of their Iebüs line.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Can't not <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=AfuK_KJTRyg" target="_blank">post this. </a>

The Quirk's avatar

As He said in His sermon, "For I was unarmed, and you locked and loaded Me."

The Quirk's avatar

If He could turn wine into His blood, what could He do w/ coke?

The Quirk's avatar

Not if you have to spend it in Kentucky.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Ye shall know them by their fruits.

And nuts.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Aw, good gawd, y'all. I have no snark for this. Just. . . . Your move, Florida.