It seems like a pretty sweet deal: Accept Jesus Christ as your savior and when you die, you’ll go to Heaven, which we’ve heard is just heavenly. But some people are canny, you know? They’re looking for that little extra sweetener before they sign away their souls. Well, the Kentucky Baptist Convention has
"I don't think we're a good fit for this story."
I must remember that one. That is some galactic-class mealy-mouth.
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
OK, so it's rednecks who get the guns . . . but who's the target demographic?
Everyone please stand and turn to hymn # 666 You Can Take My Gun From My Cold Dead Hands.
Remember when the wingers were all worked up that mosques (supposedly) were full of armed terrorists?
ISWYDT, And It Was Good
Stand Your Cloud
Come for the guns, stay for the Cool Ranch Communion!
<i>Kentucky Baptist Convention</i>
Don&#039;t Reform, Reload!
Ikea has them; part of their Ieb&uuml;s line.
Can&#039;t not <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=AfuK_KJTRyg" target="_blank">post this. </a>
As He said in His sermon, &quot;For I was unarmed, and you locked and loaded Me.&quot;
If He could turn wine into His blood, what could He do w/ coke?
Not if you have to spend it in Kentucky.
Ye shall know them by their fruits.
And nuts.
Aw, good gawd, y&#039;all. I have no snark for this. Just. . . . Your move, Florida.