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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Only because Newt Gingrich fucked around For America!

eddi_TBH's avatar

And the Supreme Court sez: "Do your stupid job!"http://www.kgw.com/story/ne...

eddi_TBH's avatar

SCOTUS just told her to issue licenses. She has a last gasp; appeal is pending in 6th Circuit Court of Appeals. Same bunch that said gay marriage is icky until the Supremes shot them down.

bobbert's avatar

As long as they pay the farking bill, who cares?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Perhaps her previous husbands "put her aside" for adultery, which Jesus said was the only excuse.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Late nights all alone with her law booksOhUh-ohOh.

Anhedonia's avatar

YES! What a couple of sweethearts!

eddi_TBH's avatar

Still refusing to issue licenses. Claims to be by "God's authority".http://www.nytimes.com/2015...

thedeathofirony's avatar

"That's a spicy meatball"

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Should that be spray your Pam with Pam?

ladycrim's avatar

God doesn't sign your paycheck, Sunshine. Do your job or resign.

Axomamma's avatar

Do you recognize this song?

"Hi, MikeHi, MikeI like to say hello!

Axomamma's avatar

Plus neither she nor anyone in her extended family has to pay a parking ticket, and the police ignore her nephew's meth lab.