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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Only because Newt Gingrich fucked around For America!

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eddi_TBH's avatar

And the Supreme Court sez: "Do your stupid job!"http://www.kgw.com/story/ne...

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eddi_TBH's avatar

SCOTUS just told her to issue licenses. She has a last gasp; appeal is pending in 6th Circuit Court of Appeals. Same bunch that said gay marriage is icky until the Supremes shot them down.

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bobbert's avatar

As long as they pay the farking bill, who cares?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Perhaps her previous husbands "put her aside" for adultery, which Jesus said was the only excuse.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Spray your pan with Pam.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Late nights all alone with her law booksOhUh-ohOh.

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O4FSake's avatar

Microwaves

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Anhedonia's avatar

YES! What a couple of sweethearts!

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Still refusing to issue licenses. Claims to be by "God's authority".http://www.nytimes.com/2015...

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thedeathofirony's avatar

"That's a spicy meatball"

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Should that be spray your Pam with Pam?

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ladycrim's avatar

God doesn't sign your paycheck, Sunshine. Do your job or resign.

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Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

Didn't we all;-)

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Axomamma's avatar

Do you recognize this song?

"Hi, MikeHi, MikeI like to say hello!

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Axomamma's avatar

Plus neither she nor anyone in her extended family has to pay a parking ticket, and the police ignore her nephew's meth lab.

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