Meet Robert Ransdell, white supremacist, former organizer for the National Alliance, and write-in candidate for U.S. Senate. He has no illusions that he'll replace Mitch McConnell, but he's running anyway to garner attention for his very important message: "With Jews We Lose." Tell it to the Dodgers and Sandy Koufax, pal! He also hopes that his provocative, rhyming campaign signs (did you notice the slogan rhymes? You can't go wrong with a rhyming slogan) will expand the range of free speech, seeing as how Kentucky has a law protecting campaign advertisements from being removed.
Oh Ransdell was a terrible bigot His mouth spouted filth like a spigot An awful rhyme user This fucker's a loser No wonder he's been left off the ticket.
3 seconds...that's all it took. I'm going to have to take the word of those who have greater fortitude than me.
"How can the Ferguson Police Department cover all of Kentucky???"
Only as a stain...and then only metaphorically.
Oh Ransdell was a terrible bigot His mouth spouted filth like a spigot An awful rhyme user This fucker's a loser No wonder he's been left off the ticket.
(kind of weak, sorry)
He'd have to have a dick, wouldn't he?
Hannity's cousin?
Can't Handle Ransdell. And don't particularly want to.
The Kentucky Jew-Haters is my favorite sportsball team.
<i>First Amendment Outlier</i>
Euphemism of the Year.
&quot;When does one idiot become twenty?&quot; I&#039;m totally submitting this for the next Florida state motto contest.
He&#039;s not even an Allen West.
You Can&#039;t Tell* If it&#039;s Ransdell
*You can&#039;t tell if he&#039;s a Lone Nut or the Voice of the Assholes
Not here - we have a great governor! Asshole Senators, but a really great Dem Gov.
Please, honey. I want to be able to sleep tonight!
I know it&#039;s Throwback Thursday on the interwebs, but Jesus Jumping Christ on a pony.
&#039;horton hears a bigot&#039;
With Ransdell We [looking for rhyming word that means &quot;don&#039;t give a shit because he&#039;s a total douchebag loser&quot;]