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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

3 seconds...that's all it took. I'm going to have to take the word of those who have greater fortitude than me.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"How can the Ferguson Police Department cover all of Kentucky???"

Only as a stain...and then only metaphorically.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh Ransdell was a terrible bigot His mouth spouted filth like a spigot An awful rhyme user This fucker's a loser No wonder he's been left off the ticket.

(kind of weak, sorry)

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He'd have to have a dick, wouldn't he?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hannity's cousin?

The Quirk's avatar

Can't Handle Ransdell. And don't particularly want to.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

The Kentucky Jew-Haters is my favorite sportsball team.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>First Amendment Outlier</i>

Euphemism of the Year.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

"When does one idiot become twenty?" I'm totally submitting this for the next Florida state motto contest.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

He's not even an Allen West.

The Quirk's avatar

You Can't Tell* If it's Ransdell

*You can't tell if he's a Lone Nut or the Voice of the Assholes

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Not here - we have a great governor! Asshole Senators, but a really great Dem Gov.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Please, honey. I want to be able to sleep tonight!

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I know it's Throwback Thursday on the interwebs, but Jesus Jumping Christ on a pony.

fuflans's avatar

'horton hears a bigot'

MonkeyMotion's avatar

With Ransdell We [looking for rhyming word that means "don't give a shit because he's a total douchebag loser"]