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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

3 seconds...that's all it took. I'm going to have to take the word of those who have greater fortitude than me.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"How can the Ferguson Police Department cover all of Kentucky???"

Only as a stain...and then only metaphorically.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh Ransdell was a terrible bigot His mouth spouted filth like a spigot An awful rhyme user This fucker's a loser No wonder he's been left off the ticket.

(kind of weak, sorry)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He'd have to have a dick, wouldn't he?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hannity's cousin?

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The Quirk's avatar

Can't Handle Ransdell. And don't particularly want to.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

The Kentucky Jew-Haters is my favorite sportsball team.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>First Amendment Outlier</i>

Euphemism of the Year.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

"When does one idiot become twenty?" I'm totally submitting this for the next Florida state motto contest.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

He's not even an Allen West.

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The Quirk's avatar

You Can't Tell* If it's Ransdell

*You can't tell if he's a Lone Nut or the Voice of the Assholes

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Not here - we have a great governor! Asshole Senators, but a really great Dem Gov.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Please, honey. I want to be able to sleep tonight!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I know it's Throwback Thursday on the interwebs, but Jesus Jumping Christ on a pony.

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fuflans's avatar

'horton hears a bigot'

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

With Ransdell We [looking for rhyming word that means "don't give a shit because he's a total douchebag loser"]

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