Wowsers, wonkadoodlers, we have a bona-fide catfight on our hands in Kentucky. Claws are coming out, and before long, we imagine that there will be hair-pulling, eye-gouging, and possibly bitch-slaps, all with words, of course. The primary battle between ninja-turtle-reject Sen. Mitch McConnell and Tea Party challenger Matt Bevin is quickly going from nasty to NARSTY with a new ad from McConnell, as reported by
<em>First, don&rsquo;t <strike>lie</strike> [be] on LinkedIn <strike>and then run for public office against a man who wins elections by slinging buckets of mud</strike></em>
Militantly Incompetent Teaparty
Pour a little Tea in your bonnet / And make a birdhouse in your colon.
Unlike Rand Paul, however, he didn&#039;t start the other MIT - he just went there.
&quot;Sing Sing - the first pen with a lifetime guarantee!&quot;
<em>First, don&rsquo;t <strike>lie</strike> [be] on LinkedIn <strike>and then run for public office against a man who wins elections by slinging buckets of mud</strike></em>
Better Advice.
I thought Mitch went to the Sam Houston Institute of Technology.
What does it say on the bottom of Kentucky Coke bottles?
&quot;Open Other End.&quot;
Why yes, I am from Ohio. Why do you ask?