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Chris Grrr's avatar

Militantly Incompetent Teaparty

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Pour a little Tea in your bonnet / And make a birdhouse in your colon.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Unlike Rand Paul, however, he didn't start the other MIT - he just went there.

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"Sing Sing - the first pen with a lifetime guarantee!"

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Shypixel's avatar

<em>First, don’t <strike>lie</strike> [be] on LinkedIn <strike>and then run for public office against a man who wins elections by slinging buckets of mud</strike></em>

Better Advice.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I thought Mitch went to the Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

What does it say on the bottom of Kentucky Coke bottles?

"Open Other End."

Why yes, I am from Ohio. Why do you ask?

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