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ManchuCandidate's avatar

Golden words he will hear from his rearBut his lies can't disguise what you fearFor a GOPer Slug knows when he's endorsed himIt the kiss of death from Mr Goldloser

Paul's avatar

Mitt should just buy Trump and take him for a ride on top of his car.

Cryny's avatar

Or between now and next Thursday. This can be said at any time.

Cryny's avatar

That doesn't mean that the GOP and White House TV lawyers won't argue that it applies anyway.

Cryny's avatar

BONUS: the asterisk doubles as a symbol for asshole.

She Said It's avatar

He looks like he smells really bad. Like week old underpants and some kind of oozy stuff in that vagina neck.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Kentucky is for cousin lovers.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Astonishing, how eager some people are to crawl.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Shhhh... haven't you learned by now that when you say such things, the universe is always willing to say "hold my beer" and make things worse?

Flashman's avatar

When in doubt, do the right thing. Not bad advice for a congress-critter.

Flashman's avatar

And until he goes through a fair trial, he hasn't been acquitted, either.

MinneMary's avatar

Not bad advice for anyone

doug r's avatar

The crimes of Grimes.

Blue Cat's avatar

I live in the West Palm area and haven't seen one Massie ad all day because I've been watching Netflix.