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Golden words he will hear from his rearBut his lies can't disguise what you fearFor a GOPer Slug knows when he's endorsed himIt the kiss of death from Mr Goldloser

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Mitt should just buy Trump and take him for a ride on top of his car.

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Or between now and next Thursday. This can be said at any time.

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That doesn't mean that the GOP and White House TV lawyers won't argue that it applies anyway.

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BONUS: the asterisk doubles as a symbol for asshole.

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He looks like he smells really bad. Like week old underpants and some kind of oozy stuff in that vagina neck.

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Kentucky is for cousin lovers.

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Astonishing, how eager some people are to crawl.

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Shhhh... haven't you learned by now that when you say such things, the universe is always willing to say "hold my beer" and make things worse?

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When in doubt, do the right thing. Not bad advice for a congress-critter.

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And until he goes through a fair trial, he hasn't been acquitted, either.

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Not bad advice for anyone

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The crimes of Grimes.

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I live in the West Palm area and haven't seen one Massie ad all day because I've been watching Netflix.

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Just the men

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