Look, don't go getting any funny ideas about Mitch McConnell's teabagging primary opponent Matt Bevin being a supporter of cockfighting just because he gave a speech to a pro-cockfighting rally. All he saw on his schedule last Saturday morning was that he was speaking to a "States rights rally," although maybe all the feathers and cackling in the background might have given him a clue.
<i>Bevin also explained that the meeting was all about &ldquo;states&rsquo; rights&rdquo; </i>
Ah, yes, because &quot;state&#039;s rights&quot; are the only way you can micro-manage all the bull-shit laws you want to pass. Unless it involves the bedroom, then it&#039;s all &quot;Big Federal Brother, come on down!!!&quot;
Kentucky Fried Chicken Boxing
Whatever keeps them happy.
Ain&#039;t nobody here but us chickens...
As opposed to . . . ?
Touch&eacute;
Win!
Next stop on the speakers circuit after the Lincoln breakfast is the Presidents Day white sale meeting to further celebrate state&#039;s rights
&quot;Glad to be here this morning. My, what smart, stylish hoods you&#039;re all wearing!&quot;
I suspected as much. Thanks for the confirmation.
Well, they keep fuckin&#039; &#039;em. . . .
Obviously looking for the obligatory &quot;bare &#039;baitin&#039; &quot; crack, but nossir I aint&#039; a-gonna.
Razor-lickin&#039; good !&trade;
Is turtle-tussling legal in Kentucky?
So which yes-man or bootlicker will take the fall for this screw-up? Because someone will be punished, by God, and it won&#039;t be the candidate.
<i>Bevin also explained that the meeting was all about &ldquo;states&rsquo; rights&rdquo; </i>
Ah, yes, because &quot;state&#039;s rights&quot; are the only way you can micro-manage all the bull-shit laws you want to pass. Unless it involves the bedroom, then it&#039;s all &quot;Big Federal Brother, come on down!!!&quot;
Chickens! Always with the chickens. I am beginning to think all republicans have a chicken fetish.
The only chicken boxing I&#039;m willing to tolerate is what Tyson Foods does.