Look, don't go getting any funny ideas about Mitch McConnell's teabagging primary opponent Matt Bevin being a supporter of cockfighting just because he gave a speech to a pro-cockfighting rally. All he saw on his schedule last Saturday morning was that he was speaking to a "States rights rally," although maybe all the feathers and cackling in the background might have given him a clue. The event's organizer, Michael Devereaux, head of the "Gamefowl Defense Network," said that the event's sole purpose was to legalize cockfighting: “The movement is about changing the law, not breaking the law,” and about using the democratic process to bring back the simple civilized pleasure of watching two animals fight to the death. By golly, if Matt Bevin is going to deny that he knew he was talking to Chicken Boxing advocates, maybe he should just give some thought to what a fine group of people they are.
<i>Bevin also explained that the meeting was all about &ldquo;states&rsquo; rights&rdquo; </i>
Ah, yes, because &quot;state&#039;s rights&quot; are the only way you can micro-manage all the bull-shit laws you want to pass. Unless it involves the bedroom, then it&#039;s all &quot;Big Federal Brother, come on down!!!&quot;
Kentucky Fried Chicken Boxing
Whatever keeps them happy.
Ain&#039;t nobody here but us chickens...
As opposed to . . . ?
Touch&eacute;
Win!
Next stop on the speakers circuit after the Lincoln breakfast is the Presidents Day white sale meeting to further celebrate state&#039;s rights
&quot;Glad to be here this morning. My, what smart, stylish hoods you&#039;re all wearing!&quot;
I suspected as much. Thanks for the confirmation.
Well, they keep fuckin&#039; &#039;em. . . .
Obviously looking for the obligatory &quot;bare &#039;baitin&#039; &quot; crack, but nossir I aint&#039; a-gonna.
Razor-lickin&#039; good !&trade;
Is turtle-tussling legal in Kentucky?
So which yes-man or bootlicker will take the fall for this screw-up? Because someone will be punished, by God, and it won&#039;t be the candidate.
<i>Bevin also explained that the meeting was all about &ldquo;states&rsquo; rights&rdquo; </i>
Ah, yes, because &quot;state&#039;s rights&quot; are the only way you can micro-manage all the bull-shit laws you want to pass. Unless it involves the bedroom, then it&#039;s all &quot;Big Federal Brother, come on down!!!&quot;
Chickens! Always with the chickens. I am beginning to think all republicans have a chicken fetish.
The only chicken boxing I&#039;m willing to tolerate is what Tyson Foods does.