As surely as the leaves must change and the birds must fly south (but just a few miles, because global warming), Cocktober inevitably brings with it stories of elected officials behaving like a bunch of bonobos, only without the social graces. From Kentucky, for instance, we have the tale of
Hey, she&#039;s allowed to speak for vets! She did two tours of duty with the Marines in <strike>Anbar Province </strike> the back of her daddy&#039;s pickup.
<i>The damages complained of by the plaintiff, that is being shunned, humiliated, degraded, alienated and constantly uncomfortable are the result of her own actions in describing, in detail, her sexual exploits in front of other LRC workers, representatives, senators and visitors,&rdquo; the response states</i>
That&#039;s an interesting bit of wingnut crack-smokery.
I became alarmed when my girlfriend&#039;s v too often smelled like Old Spice...
Arnold Ziffel had a deep sense of politesse and noblesse oblige. Fie on you, sir, fie and shame for associating his name with this cad!
Hey, she&#039;s allowed to speak for vets! She did two tours of duty with the Marines in <strike>Anbar Province </strike> the back of her daddy&#039;s pickup.
Panties. PANTIES. Panties panties panties.
Wow ... you&#039;re right!
From what I&#039;ve read, the military already knows how to sexually harass. What would the training add?
Well, it <em>was</em> Fleet Week.
They can&#039;t be real Republicans because it&#039;s a man-woman thingie. Sort of, anyway.
RINO&#039;s? Or DINO&#039;s? I&#039;m confused.
<i>The damages complained of by the plaintiff, that is being shunned, humiliated, degraded, alienated and constantly uncomfortable are the result of her own actions in describing, in detail, her sexual exploits in front of other LRC workers, representatives, senators and visitors,&rdquo; the response states</i>
That&#039;s an interesting bit of wingnut crack-smokery.
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I&#039;m waiting for Bob Filner to weigh in on this...
there&#039;s a monster in my pants...
A sexual harassment video that&#039;s NSFW wins today&#039;s Irony Award.
I don&#039;t know how old Yolanda Costner is, but a man might want to think twice about grabbing panties that are red.
Do I get a commission if I remind the ladies that, to prevent this kind of behavior, Wonkette panties have teeth?
Hey.
Jay?