We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming: How big is John Kerry's penis? A reader wonders if this photo disproves previous speculation that the presumptive nominee is hung like a horse. Your call. But, we were thinking. . . wouldn't that spill he took off his bike for sure have caused injury if, you know, the package he was carrying were both delicate and large? We're just saying.
Kerry: Keeping Us Guessing
Kerry: Keeping Us Guessing
Kerry: Keeping Us Guessing
We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming: How big is John Kerry's penis? A reader wonders if this photo disproves previous speculation that the presumptive nominee is hung like a horse. Your call. But, we were thinking. . . wouldn't that spill he took off his bike for sure have caused injury if, you know, the package he was carrying were both delicate and large? We're just saying.