Kerry Slogans/Comments on His Johnson
At one point, we were soliciting campaign slogan suggestions for Kerry. Then we ran a picture that seemed to indicate an endowment of Yale-like proportions. So now we're confused. Some of these comments are about his apparently magnificent wang, other are just, you know, mean. We just work here.
Allahpundit has the visuals.
Reader P.F.:
•Kerry '04 -- The Total Package
•Kerry '04 -- One Size Fits All
•Kerry '04 -- May Cause Internal Bleeding
•Brings new meaning to "JFK's Exit Wounds"
•Is That An Exit Poll In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Us?
•I feel your curb.
•Pocket pool - custom cue.
•Fake left, run right.
•Grand Champion , Iowa Cockus
•When they asked for size, I thought they said 'byes,' so I said, "So long."
Reader J.M.:
•Kerry in 2004 - He may not speak softly, but man does he carry a big stick!
•Kerry - He'll rise to the occasion
•Dick - it's not just a running mate anymore
Reader J.T .:
•Heinz 57... inches!
Anonymous:
•Now that's what I call a Bonesman.
Kerry's Hidden Strengths [Wonkette]
Campaign Slogan Contest [Wonkette]