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Kerry Still Wants Your Money
* The President's going to cut and run before everyone else does. [ NYT ]
* Those reports on viable options for Iraq withdrawal just don't write themselves you know. [ WP ]
*Nancy Pelosiwraps up loose ends like that final scene in "The Godfather." [ WP ]
*John Edwardsdoesn't need money to become president, all he needs is hair product and poor people. [ BG , Politico ]
*Clarence Thomas: douche bag or fucktard? The debate continues. [NYT ]
* A fake showdown is coming over the Libby pardon and some other shit Congress can't do anything about. [ The Hill , Politico ]
*John Dingellcame back from Live Earth with all kinds of crazy ideas about making gas too expensive to buy. [ The Hill ]
*Mitt Romneyis at his best when he's the only one on the ballot. [ Politico ]
* Fewer Mexicans are arrested at the border now that we've started shooting them. [ WT ]
* The newspaper people want you to know thatHillaryonly stayed withBillso that she could be president too. [ LAT , LAT Blogs ]
* ButJohn Kerrywas just barely relevant in 2004. [ USAT ]