Kerry Team Goes Big

Nice bat placement.

But seriously, are we going to have to copyright the whole "Kerry has a humongous cock" idea? Don't intellectual property rights mean anything to you people?

UPDATE: And, uhm, oh yeah: What good is a huge penis if you aren't making any money with it? They've raised $36K as of 9AM, stands at $78K at 11AM. . . at this rate, they may make a whole half of their goal! It's not what you got but how you use it, indeed. . .

UPDATE: $223K as of 2PM. Maybe he'll get it up after all.

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