Kerry: Would You Have Sex With This Man?

Drudge finally comes through with his big scoop:

CAMPAIGN DRAMA ROCKS DEMOCRATS: KERRY FIGHTS OFF MEDIA PROBE OF RECENT ALLEGED INFIDELITY, RIVALS PREDICT RUIN

We just wish we could make our type the right size to dramatize this development. But, seriously, who is going to believe this? Someone have sex with John "Treebeard" Kerry? We'll believe it when we see the semen on the dress.

 CAMPAIGN DRAMA ROCKS DEMOCRATS [FUCKING DRUDGE FUCKING REPORT]