KerrySex Roundup: . . . Sorry, Must Have Dropped Off For a Sec Edition
•Kerry intern: AP reporter. . . orcommie symp? [ The Politburo Diktat ]
•"Otrohetsrykten kring Kerry kan hota valkampanj..." Well, ifthe Swedes believe it. . . [ Dagens Nyheter via DRUDGE ]
•Journalism school studentssolve ethical dilemmaabout posting KerrySex suspect name on the web: Put quotation marks around it."Brilliant." [ Columbia Spectator ]
•Speaking ofironic distance: We've been sent a "press release" from the woman in question. We're pretty sure it's not "real." ("I . . . did have sexual relationswith John Forbes Kerry for the last two years. However,I am unable to transfer the money out of the country and request your kind assistance.")
•Former classmate comments that "she" was too busy to have affair. Also, she may be contagious: Voted "most likely to be sent an anthrax letter." [ The Australian ]
•A journalism student with principles: "[A] photographer from another London paper [tried] tocon me into stealing yearbooks with her picture in themfrom the library. Listen, I like a May-December affair as much as the next person, butI'll be damned if I'm gonna give some limey my story." [ The Ultracasual Lifestyle ]
•Dogs and cats sleeping together: Says Fox News, "It’s utterly unsubstantiated gossip."[RightWingNuts.org ]
•One stop shopping. [ Celebrity Spider ]

