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marcus816's avatar

How could it not help? Having just one less; β€œlazy, selfish, criminally stupid and stupidly criminal asshole” is bound to be an improvement.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

He'd join the ranks of Paul Ryan, John Boehner, Newt Gingrich and Dennis Hastert.

"twenty-plus years of failure! we are number one at failing!"

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Paul Dietzel's avatar

Wait, Band-Aids are a Johnson & Johnson product so the wingers can now start bitchin' that J & J are too "woke."

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lmurr's avatar

Exactly!

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

That gif is so saucy, it delights me every time I see it

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lmurr's avatar

Imagine the conspiracy insanity that is going to erupt when he finally does pull an Elvis.

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LifelongLurker's avatar

Nowadays it would have to be CuRaTs, amirite?

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Pisto75666's avatar

JLaw is one of my spirit animals. LOL

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Retief of the CDT's avatar

And if you really want an exact color match, transparent.

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Lorindol's avatar

I think they are aiming for "disarmingly innocent," but bewildered is as close as they can get.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

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motmelere's avatar

I post this before I read Mora's take on it. I am truly surprised that my TV is in one piece after that pos lied all over it.

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Lorindol's avatar

The treason is coming from inside the House!

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Enbastet's avatar

NIcely done!

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Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

With a strong showing in molesting wrestlers!

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