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marcus816's avatar

How could it not help? Having just one less; β€œlazy, selfish, criminally stupid and stupidly criminal asshole” is bound to be an improvement.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

He'd join the ranks of Paul Ryan, John Boehner, Newt Gingrich and Dennis Hastert.

"twenty-plus years of failure! we are number one at failing!"

Paul Dietzel's avatar

Wait, Band-Aids are a Johnson & Johnson product so the wingers can now start bitchin' that J & J are too "woke."

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

That gif is so saucy, it delights me every time I see it

lmurr's avatar

Imagine the conspiracy insanity that is going to erupt when he finally does pull an Elvis.

LifelongLurker's avatar

Nowadays it would have to be CuRaTs, amirite?

Pisto75666's avatar

JLaw is one of my spirit animals. LOL

Retief of the CDT's avatar

And if you really want an exact color match, transparent.

Lorindol's avatar

I think they are aiming for "disarmingly innocent," but bewildered is as close as they can get.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

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motmelere's avatar

I post this before I read Mora's take on it. I am truly surprised that my TV is in one piece after that pos lied all over it.

Lorindol's avatar

The treason is coming from inside the House!

Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

With a strong showing in molesting wrestlers!