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How could it not help? Having just one less; β€œlazy, selfish, criminally stupid and stupidly criminal asshole” is bound to be an improvement.

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He'd join the ranks of Paul Ryan, John Boehner, Newt Gingrich and Dennis Hastert.

"twenty-plus years of failure! we are number one at failing!"

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Wait, Band-Aids are a Johnson & Johnson product so the wingers can now start bitchin' that J & J are too "woke."

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Exactly!

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That gif is so saucy, it delights me every time I see it

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Imagine the conspiracy insanity that is going to erupt when he finally does pull an Elvis.

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Nowadays it would have to be CuRaTs, amirite?

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JLaw is one of my spirit animals. LOL

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And if you really want an exact color match, transparent.

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I think they are aiming for "disarmingly innocent," but bewildered is as close as they can get.

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I post this before I read Mora's take on it. I am truly surprised that my TV is in one piece after that pos lied all over it.

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The treason is coming from inside the House!

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NIcely done!

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With a strong showing in molesting wrestlers!

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