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It's that New Math.

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don't wear baseball caps with SOCIALIST on themThey don't wear AR-15 pins, either.

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Fine with me.

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Don't want to be called a loser, stop being a loser.

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Dank Biden

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Mandate? The voters in Long Island donโ€™t even know who it is they elected. I hope Biden mentions that. I hope he uses the terms โ€œfascistsโ€ and โ€œNazisโ€ too. There are plenty of accurate alternatives to saying โ€œextreme MAGA Republicansโ€. Itโ€™s pretty telling that McCarthy zeroed in on that specific request. And it is only a request. I hope Biden trolls him for it.

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โ€œCompromiseโ€ on what, exactly, Qev? The full faith and credit of the United States?

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Actually, now that I think of it, it goes back much further than that, to at least 2004, when Dick Death Cheney told Patrick Leahy, "Go fuck yourself," on the Senate floor.

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Blahdiddyblahblahblah. The sound of a lone brain cell synapsing.

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kev can't even vote count so...

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Tactless (R) stunt is a given; likely, more than one, what with the Ignorance Quotient of their new majority. Will have SOTU tuned in for OHJBโ€™s ratings, but muted for my own sanity, Trust that โ€˜trix will provide a lively running commentary which we get more insightful our collective BAC rises. Glad I โ€˜donโ€™t have to work tmwโ€™ forever - one of several perks of old age, along with slow-growing leg hair๐Ÿ˜

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New House rules likely say she can. Would rather see her in a shootout with Andy Harris, while smokers sit at the back of the chamber placing legal FanDuel bets on the outcome.

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I wonder if Biden will mention that Democrats do not plan on any budget and deficit busting tax cuts for price gouging corporations to use for stock buy backs that artificially inflate stock prices but do not help productivity.

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"Republican" is one of the sore-est putdowns I can imagine. It says "ignorant, greedy, violent, lonely, frustrated, and bitter" in one word. And they're proud of it. Nice work, Ronald Reagan.

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Well, the one friend Donny had in his entire sad life was Roy Cohn. Yes. That Roy Cohn. Not available, for the same reason Tiny Hands shunned him in the end.

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