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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Ah, the keen insight of Axios. Next up: Dewey didn't actually defeat Truman.

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

Listen Dok, you can be all smart and what not, but without the little people, who would Trump piss on?

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(((What Fresh Hell)))'s avatar

Well she is as common as they get.

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AttyInBriefs's avatar

How many blue collar guys has he pardoned?

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AttyInBriefs's avatar

That's an idea. I'm going to spend April Fool's Day speaking only lies. See how I like it.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

I know this is besides the point but those are some really fugly ass shoes

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Athaic's avatar

He'd rather hang out with everyone who builds the building than whoever buys the room from him.

You know, looking down on your customers/buyers is not exactly a sterling quality for a businessman.It's the type of behavior expected of an used car salesman. Or a drug dealer.

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SerialParkingViolator's avatar

Hell, yes they are.

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SterWonk's avatar

While I agree with everything else you said, I don't think Kerry was a SEAL.

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Athaic's avatar

Ah, the famous "show your ass and your tits at the same time" pose. Usually only achieved by comic book superheroines and anime girls. I see Madam is supple. Must be, when one considers who she married.

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Charles I's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ha! As we all know, Trump can't even speak English. None of his construction workers could; the mostly Polish work crew who demolished Bonwit Teller is just one example.

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Aki Carleton Hardin's avatar

I didn't know about the QVC thing.https://youtu.be/ID0KKalefqw

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Bruce Levy's avatar

Give me a fucking break.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

He's too good a businessman, he knows he can't make any money

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James Smith's avatar

what are the chances Trump told the IRS he doesn't have to pay taxes while he's president?

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