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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Ah, the keen insight of Axios. Next up: Dewey didn't actually defeat Truman.

Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

Listen Dok, you can be all smart and what not, but without the little people, who would Trump piss on?

(((What Fresh Hell)))'s avatar

Well she is as common as they get.

AttyInBriefs's avatar

How many blue collar guys has he pardoned?

AttyInBriefs's avatar

That's an idea. I'm going to spend April Fool's Day speaking only lies. See how I like it.

insert_something_creative's avatar

I know this is besides the point but those are some really fugly ass shoes

Athaic's avatar

He'd rather hang out with everyone who builds the building than whoever buys the room from him.

You know, looking down on your customers/buyers is not exactly a sterling quality for a businessman.It's the type of behavior expected of an used car salesman. Or a drug dealer.

SterWonk's avatar

While I agree with everything else you said, I don't think Kerry was a SEAL.

Athaic's avatar

Ah, the famous "show your ass and your tits at the same time" pose. Usually only achieved by comic book superheroines and anime girls. I see Madam is supple. Must be, when one considers who she married.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ha! As we all know, Trump can't even speak English. None of his construction workers could; the mostly Polish work crew who demolished Bonwit Teller is just one example.

Bruce Levy's avatar

Give me a fucking break.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

He's too good a businessman, he knows he can't make any money

James Smith's avatar

what are the chances Trump told the IRS he doesn't have to pay taxes while he's president?