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SFNY's avatar

Yep. His Jan 13th statement was too accurate to outlast the day.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

If all he’s got to do is whine to Maria Barti-whassername on Faux he can do that no problem. It’s not like he earned his cult through hard work and intelligence after all...

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

They’d love to not have to run against him in the 2024 Primaries but the don’t want to enrage his adoring fans.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

They’re rich, sure - just not “buy a Peloton” rich.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

They know Trumpers are like the Tea Party was so many years ago and that the entire party will swing farther right to accommodate them.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I haven't at least the second part. I like the song just fine on the most superficial. level.There a certain stage of drunkeness into which this song fits like a hand into a glove.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I was washing my hair on January 6, so, obviously, I couldn't have had anything to do with the insurrection.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I like bottles of really nice bourbon. I think that's something else that sets us apart from the wannabee ruling class. They only drink scotch.

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StarJamma's avatar

OMG

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

She's gonna be primaried from the right so hard she won't know what hit her.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I thought the trumpist cult was all going over to the Patriot Party for the next election.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Pirate Bar Militia Lady

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Unlike the president, they actually have to spend time in the real world. Mitt Romney in the airport is Exhibit #1.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

You, sir, are an American hero.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Thank you.

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Dr.BDH's avatar

Have you ever looked at your sedition free hands? I mean, really looked at them? They're, like, so clean! It's like, man, it's almost weird how free of sedition my hands are. You ever noticed that, man?

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