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Thats what i used to get the grape juice stains out of my carpet

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Two votes. I would too.

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Just a little pre-Valentine's day treat. And they're red, republicans' favorite color.

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I hear the word "gross" in my head

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& shithole. Literally 😨😨😨

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Sadiq Khan's response: “It is a pleasure to be here even though we were distracted by the actions of what some would call very stable geniuses.”

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Can you imagine how he eats? I mean everything about him is foul.

Gross.

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We should all start showering McCarthy's office with gifts of Starbursts & Dicks.https://dicksbymail.com

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Then an anchor babby in a shithole carriage!

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Malheur probably still has inventory in storage, they'd love to get rid of it.

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Ms. MLG for Prez! The eyes have it!

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Nunes is going to be soooo jealous, ya'll! He'll be like argh jealous and will rush right over to the White House SCIF to lick him some Donnie nads.

BTW, does Trump have an "evin" fetish? I suspect he does what with Kevin and Devin elbowing the fuck out of each other to be the first to give the King his daily tongue bath.

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Watching The Donald struggle to unwrap the Starbursts with his miniature fingers must be a hoot.

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"No word on what McCarthy (and Cotton and Perdue) were wearing that day, but we are going to guess very sexy negligees."

I thought little duckie pajamies were mandatory for House members.

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Of course Trump loves to talk through movies. How could anything be more important than his mouth sharts? But, if he and his Kevin get to watch a movie together, Kevin will probably be sad to find out that Trump is the one allowed to talk.

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C'mon CA-23, throw this scum bum out.

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