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Dg Hacket's avatar

Thats what i used to get the grape juice stains out of my carpet

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James ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿก's avatar

Two votes. I would too.

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Bebecca's avatar

Just a little pre-Valentine's day treat. And they're red, republicans' favorite color.

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Bebecca's avatar

I hear the word "gross" in my head

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

& shithole. Literally ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ

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Grumpy Twat's avatar

Sadiq Khan's response: โ€œIt is a pleasure to be here even though we were distracted by the actions of what some would call very stable geniuses.โ€

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fuflans's avatar

Can you imagine how he eats? I mean everything about him is foul.

Gross.

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Zor-El-ahrairah's avatar

We should all start showering McCarthy's office with gifts of Starbursts & Dicks.https://dicksbymail.com

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sweeper's avatar

Then an anchor babby in a shithole carriage!

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pstokk's avatar

Malheur probably still has inventory in storage, they'd love to get rid of it.

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pstokk's avatar

Ms. MLG for Prez! The eyes have it!

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chicken thief's avatar

Nunes is going to be soooo jealous, ya'll! He'll be like argh jealous and will rush right over to the White House SCIF to lick him some Donnie nads.

BTW, does Trump have an "evin" fetish? I suspect he does what with Kevin and Devin elbowing the fuck out of each other to be the first to give the King his daily tongue bath.

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chicken thief's avatar

Watching The Donald struggle to unwrap the Starbursts with his miniature fingers must be a hoot.

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chicken thief's avatar

"No word on what McCarthy (and Cotton and Perdue) were wearing that day, but we are going to guess very sexy negligees."

I thought little duckie pajamies were mandatory for House members.

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Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

Of course Trump loves to talk through movies. How could anything be more important than his mouth sharts? But, if he and his Kevin get to watch a movie together, Kevin will probably be sad to find out that Trump is the one allowed to talk.

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JoeChristmas's avatar

C'mon CA-23, throw this scum bum out.

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