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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

LOL, NPB as "mid-winter Xmas."

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Usage of "stage-archaic" English is hardly ever done right.

But I pronounce a local business, "Ye Olde Pancake House" as "THe OldEH PancaHkEH HousEH," and everyone gets upset.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I will not abide chi-chi slander. That is all.

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When I think of lesbian clichés, I usually think of Birkenstocks with socks and endless potlucks, but maybe that's an Oregon thing.

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No kidding. And it's not all that easy to kick a kid out of school, you'd think God would have better resources.

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"This is my rifle, this is my gun..."

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Tina Mouse's avatar

This is terrifying.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Because gay people just want to be left the fuck alone, and are worried about normal things like the laundry and dishes.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Sax Confusion is the name of my Non-Binary Jazz All- Psychotherapist Band

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Pastor Jim Domen will be back on the dick as soon as he sees the Brawny Man on the paper towel package.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

They're more obsessed with gay people than gay people.

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Caepan's avatar

Some of them may have prayed to God for forgiveness... of those 12-year-old harlots that tempted them.

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Caepan's avatar

Someone once said that God is just Santa Claus for adults.

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BCB's avatar

Can your god translate the Ancient Sith language? No? Doesn't sound so powerful, huh!

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

How on earth can these people pray to a god who can be "kicked out of school" by human beings? They should all be honest about who they really worship: ZARDOZ.

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