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LOL, NPB as "mid-winter Xmas."

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Usage of "stage-archaic" English is hardly ever done right.

But I pronounce a local business, "Ye Olde Pancake House" as "THe OldEH PancaHkEH HousEH," and everyone gets upset.

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I will not abide chi-chi slander. That is all.

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When I think of lesbian clichés, I usually think of Birkenstocks with socks and endless potlucks, but maybe that's an Oregon thing.

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No kidding. And it's not all that easy to kick a kid out of school, you'd think God would have better resources.

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"This is my rifle, this is my gun..."

Tina Mouse's avatar

Because gay people just want to be left the fuck alone, and are worried about normal things like the laundry and dishes.

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Sax Confusion is the name of my Non-Binary Jazz All- Psychotherapist Band

Enter Ranting's avatar

Pastor Jim Domen will be back on the dick as soon as he sees the Brawny Man on the paper towel package.

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They're more obsessed with gay people than gay people.

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Some of them may have prayed to God for forgiveness... of those 12-year-old harlots that tempted them.

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Someone once said that God is just Santa Claus for adults.

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Can your god translate the Ancient Sith language? No? Doesn't sound so powerful, huh!

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How on earth can these people pray to a god who can be "kicked out of school" by human beings? They should all be honest about who they really worship: ZARDOZ.