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Robyn Ryan's avatar

White fantasies.

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aklibtard's avatar

I said it before but I'll say it again: writing the pronunciation as mo•ron instead of mor•on elevates this to art.

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AmericanJoy's avatar

It will be worth 12.95 someday..

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Lordpnut's avatar

What a maroon.

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DLZebub's avatar

But what if I want Nancy Pelosi to be my new Nana?

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ResisterSister's avatar

It will go great with their MAGA dunce caps.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

I'm guessing the 3XL is already sold out.

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rocktonsam's avatar

This replaces " I'm with stupid" shirts ?

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LibertyHiller's avatar

You're only in it for the ice cream.

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DLZebub's avatar

Partly true. I buy a few pints, but the kid eats them before I get any. I don't have fridges full of it money.

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

If you are moranic enough to buy an “I’m A Moran” tee make sure you get the 2XL. It will make at least ten improvised face masks if/when there’s another PPE shortage because idiots like you, sorry, I meant morans, continue acting like morans about the coronavirus, moran.

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whatwhomever's avatar

2xl will not cover the majority of MAGAs.

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tiredsucker's avatar

Why does the GOP hate Nana?

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

I am SO down with this! I’ve long wanted wingnuts to wear red arm bands or something to identify as people you want to steer very clear of, give them a WIDE birth and stay safe, and save your sanity. Thank you, Kevin.

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DLZebub's avatar

The AP front page has a sob story about water cuts in Arizona. Jesus Christ on a pogostick! They profiled an idiot farming corn in Arizona. I live in Illinois, where it rains all the time, and we grow tons of corn, not kidding, there are 2 cornfields within 10 blocks of my house. Sometimes, they have to water the corn. Any farm in AZ should be a greenhouse.

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