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C'mon now. Tucker Swanson Dinner always looks like he's smelling his own farts. And he likes it.

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Back in the 19th Century it was Napoleon who was the terror in the dark.

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When the gas is turned off in Eastman's apartment so that he can't commit suicide before the secret police arrive, then he'll know Soviet methods are being used against him.

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"This group that wants to advance a Soviet, communist-style agenda,..."

If the Dems were doing this Soviet style you all would have been taken to jail in the middle of the night and never seen again. Dumbass traitors.

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Wasn't Stalin's main political tactic the straight-up murder of his opponents? Call us when the committee starts doing that.

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EASTMAN: We don't even have a ranking minority member on the committee[...]

Sorry, Johnny, but even if you guys have declared Cheney a nonperson due to her apostasy against your God-King, she's still a Republican and on the committee. But I know what you really mean -- you mean there's not a TFG taint-licker on there to spout off argle-bargle and try to derail every witness's testimony.

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When Congress investigates a domestic invasion of the Capitol, which ANY Congress would absolutely do, it’s “Russian agenda tactics?” Got it. Only people on the completely wrong side of such an investigation would use such desperate rhetoric. Eastman should be disbarred for preparing a “memo” on how best to stage a coup by pretending a doubtless election was actually full of fraud. None of these rats deserves less than federal charges of conspiracy against the United States. It’s appalling they are even walking around free, let alone undermining democracy further by barfing lies on wingnut tv.

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These dumb bitches just like throwing around the word "comply", do not comply rarrr, as if we're talking about a dress-code & not THE ACTUAL GODDAMN LAW.

"Why comply with the law? It's liketotally soooo fake and Soviet."

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Stupid s is as stupid does. Or a replay of Dumb and Dumber

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If the insurrection happened in another country there would be a whole of insurrections laying around looking like Swiss cheese

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Shades of Johnny Ray!

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I loathe these people more than words could ever express.

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Which is sad, because to really fix this country, and deny the fascists their authoritarian shithole we need every person of good conscience to come out and deny them the power by VOTING for democrats, regardless of whether the DOJ can bring bad actors to justice before their team wins enough power to let them off the hook permanently. The courts will never perfect this country as fast as actual democracy could.

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Lorem ipsum.....

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"Don't Fear the Process Server" was a hit song on propaganda radio.

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On the contrary, Eastman is exactly the kind of derp that Claremont was created to puke out.

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