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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Hey Sheriff Joe, I have a suggestion for you: If you can't afford to keep paying attorneys to represent you in the myriad of cases brought against you, STOP BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW, MORAN. This advice is free of charge....

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I took an oath to protect and defend the US constitution and I will keep that oath until my last breath.

Wingnuts "defend" the Constitution like they "read" the bible. Just the parts that already agree with their personal prejudices are carved in stone. Everything else is open to a constantly changing interpretation.

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Sounds like Joe is desperately trying to avoid the consequences of breaking the law. I guess he can dish it out, but not take it.

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Yeah I mean, why shouldn't "good Christians" be able to impose their religion on everyone else, in spite of the first amendment?

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Hey! Don't make me come up there!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the conspiracy that shurf joe's "investigator" cooked up is something to behold...

http://www.azcentral.com/st...

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dshwa's avatar

Josh Duggar?

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dshwa's avatar

Needz moar glitter.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

His "investigative team" is now working hand in hand with The Donald's to reveal the truth about Oblahma's birth certificate. We should have word any decade now.

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one_who_wanders's avatar

And all the sinners, saints

Especially here in Wonkette-land.

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one_who_wanders's avatar

Video or it didn't happen.

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Charles Wolf's avatar

Beware of Xtians who turn the Second Amendment into the First Commandment.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

you are really a dreamer aren't you?

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

It's a good thing Sheriff Arpaio isn't black, or his supporters would remember that simply being accused of wrongdoing makes one a criminal thug.

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