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Hey Sheriff Joe, I have a suggestion for you: If you can't afford to keep paying attorneys to represent you in the myriad of cases brought against you, STOP BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW, MORAN. This advice is free of charge....

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I took an oath to protect and defend the US constitution and I will keep that oath until my last breath.

Wingnuts "defend" the Constitution like they "read" the bible. Just the parts that already agree with their personal prejudices are carved in stone. Everything else is open to a constantly changing interpretation.

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Sounds like Joe is desperately trying to avoid the consequences of breaking the law. I guess he can dish it out, but not take it.

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Yeah I mean, why shouldn't "good Christians" be able to impose their religion on everyone else, in spite of the first amendment?

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Hey! Don't make me come up there!

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the conspiracy that shurf joe's "investigator" cooked up is something to behold...

http://www.azcentral.com/st...

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Josh Duggar?

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Needz moar glitter.

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His "investigative team" is now working hand in hand with The Donald's to reveal the truth about Oblahma's birth certificate. We should have word any decade now.

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And all the sinners, saints

Especially here in Wonkette-land.

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Video or it didn't happen.

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Beware of Xtians who turn the Second Amendment into the First Commandment.

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you are really a dreamer aren't you?

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It's a good thing Sheriff Arpaio isn't black, or his supporters would remember that simply being accused of wrongdoing makes one a criminal thug.

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