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Wizardpatch's avatar

Lot of sandy vaginas at Wonkette.

Nohelp's avatar

The election rocked. Sorry all you whiny ass losers are butt hurt!! Rock and roll

pixeloid's avatar

Kid Rock is a person? I thought it was a genre, like Christian Rock.

tubuc's avatar

He's a nobody until he raps with Karl Rove. USA! USA! USA!

gene108's avatar

Isn't Ted Nugent also from Michigan?

Unspeakable Deeds's avatar

He didn't even include Hawaii and Alaska?

What a jerk.

$136050197's avatar

I didn't like him in Joe Dirt, either.

ken_kukec's avatar

Biggest cartographic error since another dumb-fuck named a certain landmass after Amerigo Vespucci.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

And on Pearl Harbor day, no less. Why does he hate Vets?

NorthStarSpanx's avatar

The more white, Alt-Christian, patriotic and "American," the man is, the more you avoid them on a bus. It's a crying shame that Old Man Rock and onald aren't chemically castrated to create safe spaces.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I have always imagined that he smells like cigarettes, beer and Brut.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Isn't that what Christian "Rock" is for?

Dr. Rags's avatar

"His" beer brand is even less appealing than his t-shirts....http://www.americanbadassbe...