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Wizardpatch's avatar

Lot of sandy vaginas at Wonkette.

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Nohelp's avatar

The election rocked. Sorry all you whiny ass losers are butt hurt!! Rock and roll

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pixeloid's avatar

Kid Rock is a person? I thought it was a genre, like Christian Rock.

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tubuc's avatar

He's a nobody until he raps with Karl Rove. USA! USA! USA!

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gene108's avatar

Isn't Ted Nugent also from Michigan?

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Unspeakable Deeds's avatar

He didn't even include Hawaii and Alaska?

What a jerk.

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$136050197's avatar

I didn't like him in Joe Dirt, either.

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YoBunnyBunny's avatar

Skid Rock Mark

FIFY.

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ken_kukec's avatar

Biggest cartographic error since another dumb-fuck named a certain landmass after Amerigo Vespucci.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

And on Pearl Harbor day, no less. Why does he hate Vets?

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

No. But he's trying.

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NorthStarSpanx's avatar

The more white, Alt-Christian, patriotic and "American," the man is, the more you avoid them on a bus. It's a crying shame that Old Man Rock and onald aren't chemically castrated to create safe spaces.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I have always imagined that he smells like cigarettes, beer and Brut.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Isn't that what Christian "Rock" is for?

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Dr. Rags's avatar

"His" beer brand is even less appealing than his t-shirts....http://www.americanbadassbe...

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SpaceCaptainWarlock's avatar

Just a ripoff of t-shirt hell basically http://www.tshirthell.com/f...

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