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doktorzoom's avatar

I think this may actually be a stonerbot. Banned in any case.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Then my work here is done. Hiyo, Silver! Away!

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

NOW I know how I'm gonna cook that back bacon!

Querolous's avatar

Is it Christmas already? When does the war start?

Last Hussar's avatar

No, they are using Novel Psychoactive Substances. Currently no test for them, easy to smuggle, easier to take, and incredibly difficult to regulate - there's a reason why some newsagents have suddenly started selling 'plant food - not for human consumption' - all with a more intense experience.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Altho his somewhat creepy fixation on Louie Gohmert makes me wonder about him at times.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Probably safer to wait until the chicken is cooked. We've had some bad experiences trying to bake brownies while using the herb.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Yah, sure. Science. Of course.

lesterthegiantape's avatar

We have Rainbird sprinklers but I meticulously relabeled each of them "Rainbow", so pretty much a done deal.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'Oh, WOW, man, the oven makes the COOLEST sound when the burner lights. You gotta come here and listen, man!'

Lefty Mark's avatar

Window panes occasionally, but more commonly foil-wrapped little tiny pills that were either white (marshmallow), yellow (yellow sunshine), orange (orange sunshine) or green (military grade). According to the rumors, that is ... Never saw any blotter where I was, but regularly heard about it. This was all back in the Bronze Age.

DutchS's avatar

The few years of legal pot in a few areas are not enough to draw long term conclusions. The full effects of social changes take a generation to show up. Meantime, so many other things happen that anyone can draw any cause and effect conclusion they like.

Ryan Denniston's avatar

Saint Reagan thanks you for your contribution to the cause.

chicken thief's avatar

I remember the field reports Bill O'Rielly filed! You were there?!

Rocky's avatar

Whodda thought a 17-year-old punk in London, Ontario had any global power, eh?

On the other hand, I wasn't one of the NeoCons and didn't actually shake their hands and deliver crated hi-caliber armaments...

I_Buttle's avatar

These damn Wonkers needs to ban the comment section.