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well that's creepy as fuck

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AHA! I have discovered the seekrit to your nefarious site jumping links!

If it says Read More with a couple arrows, it is safe.

But if is a little bolder, and has no arrows, then you are looking at one of those dangerous hyperlinks that will take you away from your beloved Wonkette.

Happy Nice Times indeed...

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those happy nice time people are really ZOMBIES!

THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US!!1!

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nothing says pro life like a packet of Skittles, especially in Florida

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Since abstinence is their special thing, they should sell a t-shirt emblazoned with a fetus across the belly, an arrow pointing up and the words "I'm with stupid".

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A better class of followers?

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Boffo! 23, 902 pixelpoints to you!

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But do they have jackets with fringe that say I’m gay for Jesus? Not that I’m interested in such a thing.

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