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Robert Barron's avatar

Put Kushner and Kardashian together and it looks like a gawk-worthy KAR KRASH. They are so cold, they must be German. They also must be useless, except for preening and puckering.

H0mer0's avatar

[Oh pleez, oh pleez]

Dante Ardenz's avatar

He's a little twerp . A patch of mans ass. A zero ,with inherited wealth,and conniving sneak .

Dante Ardenz's avatar

Oh those poor Kushner' s . Jared carrying of daddy's prison made wallet was so moving ! I bet it was heavy with Daddy's cash ,and credit cards too !

Rickyphoo's avatar

Kim had better wear a cup 'cause you just know Hair Fuhrer is going to make a grab for that pussy.

Rickyphoo's avatar

A pinched face weasel. And, yes, I know that's an insult to weasels.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ah, Republican empathy or, as we like to call it, The Portman Effect.

"I don't give a shit about anything that doesn't affect me and mine, and, when it does affect me and mine, that shit's got to be fixed right fucking now!"

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It might even help make up for her father helping to get O.J. off on murder, which is where the Kardashian name first gained prominence.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

There's no Russians involved in the meeting. Jared won't know how to act.

SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

He'd better use his House accent. Donnie don't cotton to furriners, except his Russian boyfriend.

Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

Oh yeah, he'd have to wear the white coat and everything, for sure.

rtpoeman's avatar

Then it's a Kushner article.

happy's avatar

she is one of the blacks, sir. it will make you look good if you pardon her. kanye will write some soulful and artistic lyrics praising your humanity. you need more of the blacks to vote for you. ok, now you can grab it.