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Gee, good thing this guy had a gun so he could defend himself.

So sad. Too bad.

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Wife and son arrested...President Bannon has made no statement as yet.

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Wait...so these people live in areas with high lead?

That makes sense given the effects Lead has on the brain. Google it

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Wife and stepson arrested for the murder. I mean, no one could have seen THAT plot twist coming, amirite?

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Eating the fish may not be the best idea

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Sorry..bad mum

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Good mum

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How hard can it be to find twelve nitwits for a jury to decide this?

The Bundy's only needed a few fools to help let them skate for their piracy.

All this wife will need is one rock-ribbed matron to get the jury hung. Plenty of women know the story where the husband decides that the wife has "let herself go" and he needs to trade up for a new ride.

Women, pick up trucks, all terrain vehicles: down in dixie they are all just property.

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New York is going to start its own secession movement the day it realizes that seceding means they can deny Trump a visa.

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Missouri, "The gateway to Kansas!"

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They've been telling everyone there was no danger for 100 years. The lead is deep underground, they say, won't hurt a fly. But to be honest I don't know which is worse for the IQ level around there, the lead and other metals in the water, or the fact that they keep marrying their cousins. Perhaps one leads to the other.

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The fish are actually OK. The lead is deep underground, and the river runs pretty fast and is fed by dozens of other creeks and small rivers to the west, and the rainbow trout are absolutely delicious.

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Well, one should never argue with Clarence Darrow, that's for sure....

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Thx, Angela, for the info! Reading Wonkette makes me smarter.

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Bongstar,I said part of the quote was snark. Clearly, you guessed the wrong part.

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