From the wintry environs of Northeast Ohio on Wednesday, an Arctic wind did blast out across the land, chilling the hearts of freedom-loving patriots everywhere. For lo, the Dread Tyrant Obama did proclaim that all the citizenry be compelled under penalty of death to travel to the voting-booth and place the appropriate number of chicken heads in the ballot-basket in order to designate their chosen representative in the Parliaments of the States and the Nation (the Tyrant Obama will, of course, remain King for life).
So -- if I understand this correctly, the channel and/or party that calls President Obama a king and a tyrant is now saying that America isn't ready for democracy. Shouldn't these people be happier with the current state of affairs, then?
Yeah, understand. But having lived about 80 yrs now I've seen many jackasses (and have been one myself on occasion) and the ponies have a calming effect for me as a change. With this upcoming election cycle anything that calms a bit is welcome. "Jackass #1, Ted Cruz, is at the starting gate!" WTF!
What?! I thought the bible said the world was flat? Next thing they'll be talking about social Darwinism. Oh, wait.
So you don't miss a meeting?
Let me get Soros on the line.
... wait, so does that mean that Rupert Murdoch is Big Brother?Suddenly so MANY things make sense. Well, sorta.
iffen they got female parts . . . hell no!
So -- if I understand this correctly, the channel and/or party that calls President Obama a king and a tyrant is now saying that America isn't ready for democracy. Shouldn't these people be happier with the current state of affairs, then?
Me too. Can't tell ya how many emails I wished I'd read to the end of before replying.
Me too. No problem
Hoo boy!GOPtard state legislators, trying to bring back poll taxes and literacy tests, in 3, 2, 1...
Why not a chicken?
As another oldz, I was with you until the ponies part...
Yeah, understand. But having lived about 80 yrs now I've seen many jackasses (and have been one myself on occasion) and the ponies have a calming effect for me as a change. With this upcoming election cycle anything that calms a bit is welcome. "Jackass #1, Ted Cruz, is at the starting gate!" WTF!
No, he's O'Brien, and Fox is Room 101.
Things I trust more than Barack Obama:
Mexican tap water
A porcupine with a pet me sign
Bill Clinton
A fart when I have the flu
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
A Bigfoot sighting
A Palestinian on a motorcycle
A Hillary Clinton war story
Gas station sushi
Jimmy Carter
A Brian William news report
Pete Carroll coaching decisions
A Loch Ness monster sighting
I already vote fifty times with my ACORN GOTV kit. What more am I expected to do for my country?
By the way: derp geyser? I'm still snickering.