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King & Queen of Spain Land In Florida, Which They Own
It's a very exciting day for Pensacola! While Barack Obama is distracted by irredentists in the Canadian provinces, King Juan Carlos I (Carl's Jr.) and Queen Sofia,Los Reyes Católicos, traveled by aeroplane to Florida, which they first discovered in the year 1559. TheReconquistahas begun!
ThePensacola News Journalreports on this international outrage:
The Spanish royals touched down at a stormy Pensacola Naval Air Station shortly after 11 p.m. to begin a 17-hour visit commemorating explorer Don Tristan de Luna's arrival in 1559 at Pensacola Bay.
Spanish Royals Arrive [PNJ]