Guys, it's like you don't even listen to David Brooks anymore! After trying to explain to you that America was ever so much more civilized when run by the Protestant Ascendancy , he now lays out a list of nine reasons (David Brooks is not a prisoner of your HuffPostian tyranny of "round numbers" for his listicles) why the 2012 election is the
The wingutz don’t listen to Brooks anymore (if they ever did). What he needs to get their attention is some mouth foam, a tri-corner hat , some misspelled signs, a Rent-A-Boy coupon book and a Fox News show.
I don&#039;t want to feel gross for vaguely agreeing with David Brooks, I want to feel gross for wanting to cock-punch David Brooks, which, if you vaguely think about it, would entail touching his cock, which <i>would be</i> gross.
Look here, the tallest man always wins. Except for Baby Bush who wore those shoes with the lifts in them along with his body wire to the debates to beat Al Gore by a quarter of an inch and then let down the whole country when he took off the damn cowboy boots and started cutting brush instead of doing his job. So how tall is Mitt the Twitt? Anyone know? Or that going to be kept secret with the tax returns? I need to know.
&quot;Come on Lil Brooks, come on out of there! Don&#039;t be shy! Noonan isn&#039;t around.&quot;
-David Brooks, to his penis
I have never heard anyone refer to a bendy-straw as a little pipe, but I guess it qualifies.
Where on the list is &quot;David Brooks is writing about it&quot;?
I mean, that has to be a major contributing factor, right?
The wingutz don&rsquo;t listen to Brooks anymore (if they ever did). What he needs to get their attention is some mouth foam, a tri-corner hat , some misspelled signs, a Rent-A-Boy coupon book and a Fox News show.
I don&#039;t want to feel gross for vaguely agreeing with David Brooks, I want to feel gross for wanting to cock-punch David Brooks, which, if you vaguely think about it, would entail touching his cock, which <i>would be</i> gross.
Look here, the tallest man always wins. Except for Baby Bush who wore those shoes with the lifts in them along with his body wire to the debates to beat Al Gore by a quarter of an inch and then let down the whole country when he took off the damn cowboy boots and started cutting brush instead of doing his job. So how tall is Mitt the Twitt? Anyone know? Or that going to be kept secret with the tax returns? I need to know.
Hell is a transatlantic plane trip seated between David Brooks and Thomas Friedman.
Trick question. Those guys have no class! (rimshot)
I call bullshit. Romney has two policies each for every problem.