Kingston For Student Council Secretary!

Rep. Jack Kingston -- whose earnest, trying-too-hard antics have made him frequent   Wonkette   fodder -- is apparently running for Class President of the Republicans. He'd be a shoo-in for head of the Congressional Glee Club, but we can't shake the feeling that Roy Blunt takes his lunch money every morning.

And his list of innovative, inspirational outside speakers almost made us cry.