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Maybe's avatar

Sounds like bestiality to me.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

“They want kids books and TV shows that are going to reinforce the stuff that parents are trying to teach their kids at home about the sanctity of life, about forgiveness, about family, about the dangers of socialism.”

Wasn't socialism a big part of Jesus' message? This is the giveaway that it's not about religion, it's about politics.

Maybe's avatar

Nowadays most religion is about politics. As an atheist, I have no problem at all with other people's religious beliefs (as long as they don't sacrifice living thing), but organized religion is a whole different thing. It puts some people in power over other, including the power to enforce beliefs. That's politics... No religion within sight.

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

"Paws Off My Cannon." You seriously can't make this sh*t up....

Bear is Under-Cubbed's avatar

I vote that we induce him into opening a god-botherer amusement park and calling it KirkLand. Costco will sue his ass into oblivion, and then we can all cavort exuberantly around the maypole while gorging ourselves on $1.50 hot dogs.

Vincent's avatar

Do Trump voting parents really teach the importance of forgiveness? I suppose they do if one of their peeps molests children, rape women, assault women, commit a little (or a lot) fraud, embezzle, couping, etc. But I don't see a lot of forgiveness for people outside of their group.

DSLinDC 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

Of course they don't like the original Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Taking a trolley (public transit) to the Land of Make Believe to see Lady Elaine Fairchilde, a puppet who I'm sure they think is a drag queen, is definitely liberal indoctrination!

Wowdad's avatar

It's like Mr. Rogers except Mr. Rogers shows the kids aborted fetuses in jars.

Huck42's avatar

trump's government will probably replace PBS with some Xtian kids' show network with this on it.

Tommymo's avatar

I would watch if they had Iggy Stooge singing Lust For Life

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Get the man a banana!

Also, WHAR CROCODUCK?

G-7 in Space's avatar

" about forgiveness" ?

For who? The parents who are indoctrinating them into Bronze Age Religions?

G-7 in Space's avatar

"a cross between Pepe the Frog and the alien-human hybrid baby from the original “V” miniseries."

The original is the worthwhile one IMO- wins by a Diana!

Prometheus59650's avatar

Gladiator 2:

Outstanding cast. Even so, it's Denzel's movie and everyone else is just kinda there.

G-7 in Space's avatar

It looked wayyyyyyyy over green screened for me... I liked 'Gladiator', not sure about this one.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Well, the mailman is obviously gay.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"[T]rying to teach their kids at home about the sanctity of life, about forgiveness, about family, about the dangers of socialism.”

Well, forgiveness for white christian men (and Trump), no matter how heinous their crimes ... and how Jesus hates all those other kinds of sinners, for not wearing the right kind of clothes, or thinking while female, or pointing at Kirk Cameron and laughing.

Huck42's avatar

Jesus was a socialist.

But typical Christians know nothing of his teachings, and want nothing to do with them.

They invoke the old testament god far more often, and love that guy. He's perfect for them. An abusive father figure who's so thin-skinned and small, he cannot even tolerate idols of other deities.

Tessie's avatar

“They want kids books and TV shows that are going to reinforce the stuff that parents are trying to teach their kids at home about the sanctity of life, about forgiveness, about family, about the dangers of socialism.”

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Translation: They want to brainwash their kids while they're still young and impressionable, because their thinking skills, such as they are, were developed in a bubble, and their ideology, such as it is, cannot withstand exposure to the real world.

Ya pull one string, and the whole sweater unravels, like that song.