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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

?HUH? I believe Jeebus' last words were ... "must reach utility belt .... "

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I was wondering actually, if you guys had any openings for a cowboy singer ...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Who Shaved Jesusween" is on a much higher-numbered channel.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Can't save Edith Keeler, because that <i>other</i> Kirk will stop him, just he'll stop McCoy.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

But not George Clooney. Even Jeebus would go all ghey for George!

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

All those ancient druids and such were <i>really</i> celebrating <i>future</i> Jeebus... they just didn't know it.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

You've got to have something for all those Christian Soldiers to get onward towards.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

All I know for sure is that whateverthefuck Michelle does at the White House for Halloween, the Xtards and Faux News gasbags will howl about how terrible it is.

The Quirk's avatar

Only because Batman didn't have enough prep time.

Chuck Miller's avatar

It's amusing how Christians lie about historical facts to make their mythology more relevant than other mythologies!

Vienna Woods's avatar

I really need to find me a copy of that movie. It's been too long.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Pumpkins. Ancient pagans. Riiight.

PubOption's avatar

The Satanic priests can't be taking white, blonde-haired, middle-class girls, or else CNN would be all over it. Unless a plane disappears or there's a particularly scandalous murder trial to cover.

jqheywood's avatar

So what....BEEG deal...

Jared James's avatar

Time-Traveling Obama and Satan have a lot in common. <a href="http:\/\/www.politifake.org\/image\/political\/small\/1303\/obama-obama-the-bible-satan-antichrist-politics-1363785709.jpg" target="_blank">Hmmm...</a>