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?HUH? I believe Jeebus' last words were ... "must reach utility belt .... "

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and Rain Man

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I was wondering actually, if you guys had any openings for a cowboy singer ...

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"Who Shaved Jesusween" is on a much higher-numbered channel.

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Can't save Edith Keeler, because that <i>other</i> Kirk will stop him, just he'll stop McCoy.

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But not George Clooney. Even Jeebus would go all ghey for George!

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All those ancient druids and such were <i>really</i> celebrating <i>future</i> Jeebus... they just didn't know it.

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You've got to have something for all those Christian Soldiers to get onward towards.

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All I know for sure is that whateverthefuck Michelle does at the White House for Halloween, the Xtards and Faux News gasbags will howl about how terrible it is.

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Only because Batman didn't have enough prep time.

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It's amusing how Christians lie about historical facts to make their mythology more relevant than other mythologies!

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I really need to find me a copy of that movie. It's been too long.

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Pumpkins. Ancient pagans. Riiight.

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The Satanic priests can't be taking white, blonde-haired, middle-class girls, or else CNN would be all over it. Unless a plane disappears or there's a particularly scandalous murder trial to cover.

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So what....BEEG deal...

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Time-Traveling Obama and Satan have a lot in common. <a href="http:\/\/www.politifake.org\/image\/political\/small\/1303\/obama-obama-the-bible-satan-antichrist-politics-1363785709.jpg" target="_blank">Hmmm...</a>

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