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Isn't that some form of Palin?

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Bonus points if the New Zealand All-Blacks do the haka.

https://youtu.be/XtJ_YBA67T8

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And why would you want to leave the Bone out of Bonet?

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"And sober?"

~ Sarah, quitting before she applied.

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http://rationalwiki.org/wik...

"And come to think of it, why would Ray think a banana would squirt him in the face?"

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Can I get a what-what hole??

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Voyage to See What's on the Bottom?

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Six inchers and twelve inchers!

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I got a "Kimmy Gibbler" once from a girl in Ft. Lauderdale. Fucking amazing.

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My jam was the Superfriends in the late 70's/early 80's. Don't make the same mistake I did. Never, ever watch the shows of your youth as an adult. I thought I'd introduce my kids to the Superfriends and we'd all watch it and love it. I was wrong. I should have left it in the past.

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Clerks was a good movie for its time. But no movie was ever more 90's than that one, and it's simply unwatchable now. The sequel was terrible, but was slightly redeemed by Rosario Dawson, who is awesome.

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Due to fortunate timing, I was too old to ever watch "Full House", and my children were born late enough that they also didn't. So, literally*, all I know about the show,or the actors, is what I read on Wokette.

I think I'll leave it like that.

*In the literal sense of "literally".

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I really want a "kimmy gibbler"(regardless of what that is, cause it is funny) and I'm fairly sure my wife will agree to it for novelty's sake, but I'm a little ignorant as to what it is. Can i just make it up? Or are there rules?

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They were supposed to be brothers, fyi. Still weird that they werent gay, but not weird that they weren't gay with each other.

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I as well

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This, I could get behind, but the little boy from the show is/was homeless! Crowdfunding in 3...2...

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