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phoenix00's avatar

"The bigglier board"

mailman27's avatar

"Let's go back to the big board..."

Nu Mil 3 Design's avatar

Well, there is a big demand for baby snatchers in Trumpworld; Kirstjen Nielsen is just filling a need.

Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

Acting Secretary Elaine Duke is the only other one I could find.

Emil Muz's avatar

true dat. no amount of concealer or pancake is gonna get those creases under control.

And she should treat herself to a full spa day with her hair the major target.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

They were loyal to Sauron and Melkor, at least

rtpoeman's avatar

I'd take a Balrog at this point, actually.....

Querolous's avatar

S̲e̲x̲. h̲i̲s̲ ̲d̲i̲c̲k̲, f̲o̲r̲e̲p̲l̲a̲y̲.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The ultimate Catch-22. Trump depends on Kelly to fire everyone, because Trump's a fuckin' coward, so he doesn't have anyone who can fire Kelly for him.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Really? I thought he was great in Singin' In the Rain.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I understand that staff occasionally mix up the oral and rectal thermometers

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Nope, anyone with dignity and sould would have refused to follow that family separation Nazi crap

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

They might be OK with handing out water and blankets and food, if sprinkled with cholera, smallpox and botulism

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And don't forget, they can't get laid either. Revealing you work in the White House is a libido killer.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

If Trump keeps digging deeper to find replacement staff, he's gonna hit a Balrog

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