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phoenix00's avatar

"The bigglier board"

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mailman27's avatar

"Let's go back to the big board..."

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Nu Mil 3 Design's avatar

Well, there is a big demand for baby snatchers in Trumpworld; Kirstjen Nielsen is just filling a need.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

Acting Secretary Elaine Duke is the only other one I could find.

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Emil Muz's avatar

true dat. no amount of concealer or pancake is gonna get those creases under control.

And she should treat herself to a full spa day with her hair the major target.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

They were loyal to Sauron and Melkor, at least

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rtpoeman's avatar

I'd take a Balrog at this point, actually.....

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Querolous's avatar

S̲e̲x̲. h̲i̲s̲ ̲d̲i̲c̲k̲, f̲o̲r̲e̲p̲l̲a̲y̲.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The ultimate Catch-22. Trump depends on Kelly to fire everyone, because Trump's a fuckin' coward, so he doesn't have anyone who can fire Kelly for him.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Really? I thought he was great in Singin' In the Rain.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I understand that staff occasionally mix up the oral and rectal thermometers

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Nope, anyone with dignity and sould would have refused to follow that family separation Nazi crap

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

They might be OK with handing out water and blankets and food, if sprinkled with cholera, smallpox and botulism

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And don't forget, they can't get laid either. Revealing you work in the White House is a libido killer.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

If Trump keeps digging deeper to find replacement staff, he's gonna hit a Balrog

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