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"The bigglier board"

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"Let's go back to the big board..."

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Well, there is a big demand for baby snatchers in Trumpworld; Kirstjen Nielsen is just filling a need.

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Acting Secretary Elaine Duke is the only other one I could find.

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true dat. no amount of concealer or pancake is gonna get those creases under control.

And she should treat herself to a full spa day with her hair the major target.

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They were loyal to Sauron and Melkor, at least

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I'd take a Balrog at this point, actually.....

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The ultimate Catch-22. Trump depends on Kelly to fire everyone, because Trump's a fuckin' coward, so he doesn't have anyone who can fire Kelly for him.

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Really? I thought he was great in Singin' In the Rain.

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I understand that staff occasionally mix up the oral and rectal thermometers

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Nope, anyone with dignity and sould would have refused to follow that family separation Nazi crap

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They might be OK with handing out water and blankets and food, if sprinkled with cholera, smallpox and botulism

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And don't forget, they can't get laid either. Revealing you work in the White House is a libido killer.

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If Trump keeps digging deeper to find replacement staff, he's gonna hit a Balrog

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