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"a swift meth-fueled zephyr". FTW

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Did the family shun Grandma?

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*sigh* that's clearly the Popular Front.

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...I would comment but Zionist Overlord advised me against it

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Kan't we all just get along?

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...don't forget "Republican Think Tank" and "Compassionate Conservatism"!!!

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...hey, how do you circumcise a Klan member? You kick his sister in the mouth!

<strong>DISCLAIMER</strong>: ABG in NO way encourages or condones kicking of female rednecks in the the mouth

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The KKK is just going to shit.

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The Klan has officially moved to the left of Fox News.

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Kettle, to Pot: "What did you just call me?"

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<i>Half of them don’t have the rituals for our ceremonies.</i>

Translation: Unless you know how to burn a cross while wearing white sheets and Nazi saluting, you can't join our club.

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When I hear someone is an "Imperial Wizard" of something, names like Chuck or Frank don't immediately come to mind. Those are more pipefitter-y kind of names.

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