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I went to elementary school in 1957 with a girl named Darra Dismuke. Very respectable UMC Tampa family, Episcopal.

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What are the chances he was also stealing from the church?

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Isn't that what the pit is for?

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...and blackjack!

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Waaay ahead of you!.../sn

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is your avatar a Rufous Hummingbird? It's purty!

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Hate the grift, not the grifter.

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buttsechs

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For fuck's sake, I'm seeing ads for Peter fucking Popoff again! I read about James Randi's hilarious debunking of him thirty fucking years ago!!!

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I just love it when Karma kicks a fucking racist in the dick.

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Damn, it feels good?https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Eh. My parents' church in Kentucky got tossed from the SBC after their pastor started doing his godly duty of marrying people that loved each other and committed their lives to each other. They haven't been missed thus far.

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And since it sounds fairly complicated, it makes sense that it might take them two years (not four, because he didn't stop working there until 2018, and the theft might not have come to light until then) to complete the investigation. Especially because he's a politician, the authorities aren't going to make a move until all their i's are dotted and t's crossed.

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So the white supremacy was just sort of a side hobby from his thievery?

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Hate the sin, not the sinner./s

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probably not a storefront in the whole state that isn't a church.

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