You've probably heard by now about the bravest American in America, who bravely shamed first daughters Malia and Sasha Obama for disgracing themselves and America and mom and apple pie by being teenagers, standing around like a couple of teenagers, making bored teenage faces at their dad's lame dad jokes, like a couple of teenagers.
A communications "professional" who doesn't know the difference between right-wing racist hate-boards and FaceBook? Somebody needs a new career. I'm pleased to see she's taken the first step.
"Dear God. If my words were mean spirited or in any way intemperate, please send a sign! Any li... Whoa! Lightning just struck the chimney! Hold on a sec... OK, back. Man, that was weird. So, where was I? O yea, a sign. Please guide m... HOLY SHIT where'd all this water come from? Mom! Dad! Better call the sump pump guy again!"
"I am sorry so many people noticed me being a terrible heel-made-of-shit on my Facebook. I forgot I was only talking to fellow racist heel-made-of-shit friends, even though my non-taker-position involves (involved?) leveraging TwitPinterestFacecetera with political messaging and grassroots slang words! Anyway, real sorry about that. For reals, Americans of both Real, and Colored types! I prayed so very much. Plus mom plus dad. So Christian, so apple-pie, no?"
(Apologies for the weird sentence structure. Google Translate doesn't have an "Insincere Cuntpology" to "English" setting, I had to do this by hand.)
This Many Hours of Prayer thing clarifies a lot of things for me. If it takes hours of prayer to understand that you have been cyberbullying teenagers, then it must take weeks and weeks of nonstop prayer to comprehend that shooting some kid who is walking down the street is evil. And srsly, nowadays, who has time for that much praying?
<a href="http:\/\/www.eonline.com\/resize\/500\/500\/\/eol_images\/Entire_Site\/2014103\/rs_300x300-141103154827-600-sophia-loren-jayne-mansfield.ls.11314.jpg" target="_blank">The side-eye by which all other side-eyes are measured. </a>
That is the fucking truth.
This.
The Presidency brings with it the need to publicly respect some traditions, but this is fucking nonsense.
&quot;I sent you a fucking helicopter&quot;.
Fucking Kenyans.
A communications &quot;professional&quot; who doesn&#039;t know the difference between right-wing racist hate-boards and FaceBook? Somebody needs a new career. I&#039;m pleased to see she&#039;s taken the first step.
She&#039;s 31 at best, hell thirty still has that new car smell. God, let&#039;s hope she hasn&#039;t reproduced
&quot;Dear God. If my words were mean spirited or in any way intemperate, please send a sign! Any li... Whoa! Lightning just struck the chimney! Hold on a sec... OK, back. Man, that was weird. So, where was I? O yea, a sign. Please guide m... HOLY SHIT where&#039;d all this water come from? Mom! Dad! Better call the sump pump guy again!&quot;
HA HA Seems this bitch was caught shoplifting when she was 17 guess she didnt have too good of role models in her mom and dad
Directing the Communications, right up there to the Big Guy! It&#039;s her job description! Oh, uh, it <i>was.</i>
&quot;I am sorry so many people noticed me being a terrible heel-made-of-shit on my Facebook. I forgot I was only talking to fellow racist heel-made-of-shit friends, even though my non-taker-position involves (involved?) leveraging TwitPinterestFacecetera with political messaging and grassroots slang words! Anyway, real sorry about that. For reals, Americans of both Real, and Colored types! I prayed so very much. Plus mom plus dad. So Christian, so apple-pie, no?&quot;
(Apologies for the weird sentence structure. Google Translate doesn&#039;t have an &quot;Insincere Cuntpology&quot; to &quot;English&quot; setting, I had to do this by hand.)
This Many Hours of Prayer thing clarifies a lot of things for me. If it takes hours of prayer to understand that you have been cyberbullying teenagers, then it must take weeks and weeks of nonstop prayer to comprehend that shooting some kid who is walking down the street is evil. And srsly, nowadays, who has time for that much praying?
if ever there was a Stupid Cow deserving of the title Stupid Cow, this is that Stupid Cow.
<a href="http:\/\/www.eonline.com\/resize\/500\/500\/\/eol_images\/Entire_Site\/2014103\/rs_300x300-141103154827-600-sophia-loren-jayne-mansfield.ls.11314.jpg" target="_blank">The side-eye by which all other side-eyes are measured. </a>
New job on Faux Noose in 3, 2, 1...
She didn&#039;t apologize to the President and the First Lady, of course. What a horrible twunt.
Well at least they weren&#039;t chewing gum like Obama did during his last trip to China.