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<i>“There is also a dark vein of intolerance in some parts of the party”</i>

If by "some parts" he means, say, 98%, then I agree.

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Especially since he's spent the last four years endorsing Democrats and telling Republicans they're awful.

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...Lustful and rampant, sending a shiver through the loins and heaving bosom of the white woman. With the taut muscles of the Negro race and a sneer of uppitiness, he threw her onto the fainting couch, ripping her petticoats until she stood in nothing but her corset, quivering in fear, but also anticipation.

"No, no," she cried. "This cannot be! The white race is the superior..." But it was too late. Her own body betrayed her, longing for the swarthy, sculpted body of the field hand. His hands brought her to her screams of joy, and then...

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Didn't shit himself like that fine guitar-picker Nugent, either.

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At least there is still hope they will finally get to "remove pants first" before she quits halfway through their lessons.

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Colin Powell Places Order For Extra Large Word Salad, To Go

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is she gone yet? can i come out?

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Bless your heart.

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Oh, Colin Powell. They don't like you. They really really don't like you.

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Dammit I like Colin Powell. And there is no one else from Bush's admin that I can say that about.

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Yay! Not mentioning anyone's name is my favorite way of calling people out by name ;)

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Plus some of the parts that are. Oh hai, Allen West!

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Colin Powell. You are not a Republican. Consider that a compliment.

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They don't <em>only</em> shit outside. Sometimes they shit the bed, also too.

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