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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>“There is also a dark vein of intolerance in some parts of the party”</i>

If by "some parts" he means, say, 98%, then I agree.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Especially since he's spent the last four years endorsing Democrats and telling Republicans they're awful.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

...Lustful and rampant, sending a shiver through the loins and heaving bosom of the white woman. With the taut muscles of the Negro race and a sneer of uppitiness, he threw her onto the fainting couch, ripping her petticoats until she stood in nothing but her corset, quivering in fear, but also anticipation.

"No, no," she cried. "This cannot be! The white race is the superior..." But it was too late. Her own body betrayed her, longing for the swarthy, sculpted body of the field hand. His hands brought her to her screams of joy, and then...

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The Quirk's avatar

Didn't shit himself like that fine guitar-picker Nugent, either.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

At least there is still hope they will finally get to "remove pants first" before she quits halfway through their lessons.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Colin Powell Places Order For Extra Large Word Salad, To Go

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fuflans's avatar

is she gone yet? can i come out?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Bless your heart.

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diogenez's avatar

Oh, Colin Powell. They don't like you. They really really don't like you.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Dammit I like Colin Powell. And there is no one else from Bush's admin that I can say that about.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yay! Not mentioning anyone's name is my favorite way of calling people out by name ;)

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SullivanSt's avatar

Plus some of the parts that are. Oh hai, Allen West!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Colin Powell. You are not a Republican. Consider that a compliment.

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SullivanSt's avatar

They don't <em>only</em> shit outside. Sometimes they shit the bed, also too.

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