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Vienna Woods's avatar

All I can think to say is... All of 'em, Katie!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Marie Antoinette?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

These guys are all nucking futs, but at least Billy is not an actual danger to society, unlike his sociopathic brothers. And unlike most billionaires, he's actually created some jerbs that aren't for domestic servants, chauffeurs, or yacht crews.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Nothing can go wrong...

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Emperor of the North!

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The Most Dangerous Game?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

In his fascinating autobiography "Helldorado," Billy Breakenridge wrote that late in his life an Arizona sheriff sent him an invitation to a hanging.

Since he'd been to three already - none as a result of a decision by a judge or jury - he passed.

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PubOption's avatar

Just call the place Galt's Gulch.

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Michael Bauser's avatar

Fucking LARPers!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh my!! That was... nice (fans herself)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Chinese guy with the pigs , too.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Obviously you're not a Deadwood-er.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Does the General Store using Koch coins and usury so all the mine workers sell there souls to the company store? Can we send in Big John the miner and have him whip the Koch Brothers asses?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If I had billions I’d build small villages and dress up in a Godzilla suit and go stomping. There would still be money left over for the poors.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Bill Koch, you didn't build that.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I have a Roomba robot that looks like a giant aspirin. Has the same effect on the ladies too! Only oral while they hold it between their knees.

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