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Incoming Ham's avatar

Just a guess: No one will be paid scale. Possibly not paid at all.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Now we understand where the Reavers came from.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

you beat to that punch line by a mere 16 hours

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's a plot I tells ya! They want comics who can slay the audience with killer material. Three shows nightly at their Soylent Green Nightclub.

Jared James's avatar

Now you're just hitting below the hair bleach.

Jared James's avatar

...and look around in a panic for their writers.

Jared James's avatar

"Imagine if Jerry Seinfeld were conservative, and a dimwit. But I repeat myself."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"social and economic issues and the underlying emotional drivers and motivations behind them."</i>

In other words, they want to know how they can more effectively whip up irrational fear, anger, and hatred among the teabaggers. The Kochroaches could not care less about science, facts, reality, or rational approaches in general.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Dems are finally wising up to the fact that you can smear your opponent by pointing out all the Koch money behind his campaign. Between that, and making people aware of just how much evil is being perpetrated by wingnut billionaires, we might be able to lure undecided/uninformed voters away from the dark side.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And Kochroaches. I'm trying hard to get that expression launched into general circulation.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Never saw it, but I'll take your word for it.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Conservative Abbott and Costello:

Yoo's on first

What, <a href="http:\/\/www.mindfully.org\/Reform\/Bush-Quotes-ngin.jpg" target="_blank">me</a> worry?

I don't <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=gIgbJSrIvWc" target="_blank">recall</a>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Mean-funny can last for ages. Just look at Andrew Dice Clay. Oh, wait...you're right.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yeah, but he's still alive.