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if white pride is so goddamned great, why don't i have a jetpac?

assholes

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This comments wins at winning the win from a winner who should win.

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That organization name is almost redundant now, ain't it?

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Swine! Beat me to it.

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But -- but we invented square dancing and Gregorian chants!

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Well golly, we HAVE been oppressed by the Bill Cosby's and Lionel Richie's of the world. . .

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The beer halls in Nuremburg were so crowded that everybody was putsching and schoving.

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Let's check in with our international friends:

España - "Orgullo blanco?" Italiano - "Orgoglio bianco?" Francais - "Fierté blanche?" Portuguese - "Orgulho branco?"

And now a Mostly Enlightened pasty white guy - "White what? - WTF?"

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<i>[YWC President Matthew] Heimbach, a 20-year-old junior, said the group is only promoting traditional conservative values ...</i>

He is actually correct, unfortunately.

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No need to swim the pond, Hostess sells <em>Nature's Pride</em> and <em>Home Pride</em> in the US.

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I believe that's "white KKKulture."

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Heimbach. Me Mozart.

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I thought you were going to go with "All those Africans who came over in the slave ships never paid for their tickets."

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Christian Rock?

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Just what is it all these "race-baiters" are trying to catch?

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I thought Martin Mull did a series to help us understand it.

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